I could totally be one of those moms on a Tide Commercial. This is what my toddler tornado came home from preschool in...
Oy! Messy, messy boy. His whole stomach was painted green. His arms were bright red with marker. He was muddy from planting flowers with his friends. What a kid.
The Laundry Fairy got right to work!
Voila! I should be on TV!